2018 Journey to Conquer Cancer Run or Walk - 2018 Journey to Conquer Cancer Run or Walk
The only thing worse than cancer is the word "journey".
I am filling in this box to eliminate the word "journey" from this box.
Also, cancer is shit.
You are slow, out of shape,
and have bad taste in everything.
Cancer is marginally worse than you.
The good news is, I will run 5K to kick cancer in the nuts and all you have to do is donate.
I am going to run so fast.
It's going to be so sick.
You are going to donate because cancer has screwed around with somebody you care about.
You are not going to run though because you have better things to do, right?